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Kate Orman
News From the House of Sticks
 
6th-Apr-2009 01:27 pm
HOLD ON
Putney Anglican Church left a card in our letterbox stating: "With Jesus, Eternal Life is just the beginning." ... the what, now?
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6th-Apr-2009 03:40 am (UTC)
Um... without Jesus you only get the aleph-null Eternal Life (tm)?
6th-Apr-2009 03:42 am (UTC)
You also get steak knives.
6th-Apr-2009 03:48 am (UTC)
You do?!?! SIgn me up!
6th-Apr-2009 04:20 am (UTC)
What does it profitith a man, if he gains a set of steak knives, but loses his own soul?
6th-Apr-2009 02:43 pm (UTC)
But he can eat steak and slice it into chunky mouth-sized pieces!
6th-Apr-2009 11:51 pm (UTC)
True. No sustenance, no place for the soul to stay....if you believe in souls.
6th-Apr-2009 03:51 am (UTC)
With every offer you get this nice set of nails as well.
6th-Apr-2009 11:43 am (UTC)
Get a stake, an axe, and plenty of ammo.
6th-Apr-2009 10:21 pm (UTC)
*helpless giggling*
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