Did an ego scan in Google, and argh. Preserved online for posterity, my 2001 letter to the editor
about the reports of children being thrown overboard by asylum seekers. I wrote again a month later when it became clear that we had been lied to, but my follow-up letter wasn't published. Eternal embarrassment.
Also found: disgust at the "radio play" from Inside the TARDIS
, the script for which was mistakenly attributed to me. I must get Jon to let me put up his original script, which IMHO was much sharper and funnier. And extracts from Set Piece the musical